11:32 PM >> Flava

My life feels so flat right now. Is this what happens when you turn 31. Or is it just sneaky-depression caused by Harry Potter being over. What a great book. I can't decide whether I want to read it again straight away or read all of the books again in order now.

Have you read Watchmen yet? Read it before the movie comes out. Don't worry, that gives you until 2009. But trust me here. The movie will suck-A. [After you read it, wait six months, then read again.]

Are you wathcing Flight of The Conchords yet? Why not, dicknose. It is hilarious. Here is the best-named rap song ever, Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros. But these guys are not rappers. They are New Zealand's fourth-most-popular folk-parody band. And this song is the truest ode to a hot chick at a party ever written.

Next time you buy a CD, buy something by U.N.K.L.E. You won't be disappointed. And no, they are not just "experimental hip-hop" as described by Allmusic.

OK that's enough marching orders for now.