7:06 PM >> Eating Brains

We're all smart people. We are. Though sometimes our intellect is challenged. There are those who'll drop little hints to say 'hey come on you're smarter than that' or 'that was low' or 'dip-sphiff don't say dumb-butt things like that'.



Whatever, whatever whatever.

I've found the cure to this all and that is eating brains. Eat a brain and instantly you're smarter. Just eat a brain -- human, bovine, poultry, rodentia. Whatever. Just eat a brain and you're all of a sudden more intelligent for it.



I've tried brain and it was great. And I don't even have nightmares about it. I'm just smarter. Just like that.

Are you my friend? If the answer is yes--try some brains.