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 >> Captain, Corporal, Ensign >>

9.10.2006
4:24 AM >> One week beard



[This] is the facial growth I am capable of cultivating in one week. Diet and exercise are key growth stimulant factors. Yes, most definitely, excessive amounts of fiber and niancin and B12 and vitC are essential players in stimulating healthy growth. Mental immersement too is a key FG stimulator.

Do send $5.95 and (1) SASE to recieve your very own detailed weekly regimen for making your very own healthy-all-natural beard. Don't hesitate. Don't waver. Call. Now. Make it happen for you.

It totally happened for me.


 
 
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