9:28 PM >> the missing egg

I present my case >>



My presumptions are >>
1. Sunday morning someone in my apartment was hungry for an egg.
2. They stole said egg from my egg carton.

Problems with presumed presumptions >>
z. I live alone.
y. Have yet to spot any ghostly or "other worldly" sightings in my apartment.

Presumptions #Two and #Three >>
pTw-1. A jealous vegetable abducted the egg in question.
pThr-1. Likewise a jealous fruit abducticated egg.

Problems with secondly afore stated presumps >>
xpTw-1. On the Sunday morning in question the vegetable crisper was empty.
xpThr-1. Correspondingly the fruit drawer was vacant illa antemeridian.

Other information of importance to case >>
misc.i, exhibit-b) The three egg eye witnesses all report to have been slumbering and have no further light to shed on the events of the evening prior to or the morning of the disappearance of the missing egg.
misc.i, exhibit-d) For a complete listing of the nutrition facts of a normal old egg in a carton.