6:34 AM >> Roast turkey drumstick



Been off jaunting about merry ole England. Jousting jesters and jawing turkey legs. The club foot I'm gnawing here was covered in a generic roasting rub, oven roasted and done to a turn. It was heaved up with a portion of roasted 'sparagus and a bowl of thin and enriched 'psghetti noodles with a homemade sauce that included black olives and artichokes.

Now it's back to some Englisher style pilfering of neighboring tracks of land and seeing over my fiefdom. My serfs are getting unruley and shall pay with a reinstated oath of fealty, else they'll get a smoking drumstick across the noogin'.

** NOTE: I say noogin' you say noggin'. Noogin'. Noggin'. Noggin'. Noogin'. Whatever.