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My whole life when it comes to fruit-eating I have always been an berry man.

And when it comes to berry-eating I have always been an raspberry man.

So you can imagine the mental anguish I have been dealing with ever since M brough home a carton of fresh blueberries and I ate a handful. Man were those things great. I have always HATED bluberries in pies and yogurts, but fresh whole berries are a whole new ballgame. They're like little flavor bombs popping in your mouth. You can feel the healthiness as they flood over your tongue and down your esophagus with antioxidants. Plus they stay fresh waaaaay longer than raspberries. R-berrs you have to eat within 3 days or they turn to mush. B-berrs have been in the fridge for like two weeks and are still fresh. Plus they are so freaking good when eaten with a doughnut peach (AKA Saturn peach AKA Jupiter peach AKA Space Peach).

OH RASPBERRY, WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME