12:33 AM >> Pool regulations and cell phone warnings

Here's an official document that was placed in all the residents' door jambs in my apartment complex >>



As well, this general notice was included in the instruction manual of my cell phone >>

"Using a damaged battery or placing a battery in you mouth may cause serious injury."

Because you know that's the first place I want to stick a battery is in my mouth. I highly suggest reading all the warnings that come with your cell phone. They are absolutely hilarious. I mean who would have known that immersing a cell phone in water is a bad idea.