4:59 PM >> Stupid old hot dog

It's the gas man's fault. It's because of him that I had to pass up a lunch, a good lunch probably, with some friends. They had kindly postponed lunch till 1pm for me. Cause I thought the gas man who told me he'd be at my place between 10:30 and 11:30 would be there then. He wasn't there then. And he wasn't there at noon. Then again he wasn't there at 1. He was off on some other mission. Something more important.

Well thanks gas man. Because of you I had a crappy lunch. Know what I had. First I made some microwavable oatmeal. Then I ate saltine crackers. After that I was still hungry so I drank some milk with strawberry Quik in it. Oh, you know what---still hungry. So I nuked a stupid old hot dog and put some BBQ sauce on it.

Then the Internet guy gave me troubles. Because well---just forget it. Oh, then after paying my tag renewal I got a stupid parking ticket. There were 2 minutes left on the damn meter when the ticket man walked away. So I yelled after him and he pointed out a sign that said NO PARKING AFTER 4PM. What? Why? That makes NO sense. And it was 5 after 4. He was just waiting. Waiting for the old stupid time to turn to for so he could swindle $40 out of someone for the government guys. And if I don't pay in 7 days I pay twice that. All this is so stupid. And I blame you GAS MAN.