1:29 PM >> My Grandma is cooler than your Grandma

This is kind of sad, but my 80+ year-old grandmother, AKA Gram, is so funny. (I got this story from my sister's blog) >>

My sister has a friend, Mindy. Mindy has a daughter, Allison. One day, a turtle wandered into Mindy/Allison's yard, and Allison decided to keep the turtle as a pet. She named him/her Crouton. Later, Allison decided Crouton should return home to his/her family and friends. They released the turtle back into the wild, back to the pond. After this, Wendy drove by the pond and ran over a turtle. So basically she killed Crouton. Mindy told Wendy she has to tell Allison what happened to her beloved Crouton.

So my mom tells this story at Mother's Day dinner.

Gram then says: "Crouton is now bread crumbs."