8:55 PM >> Confectionery Confession

Today's daily confectionery confession is herein recorded. And you too can be making your very own repentantive affirmation for caloric slip ups and/or fatty failures. We're all guilty. We should all come forth. I've laid out a few easy steps for you if you've been saintly and are all out of devilish ideas for fattening yourself up.

To start, for lunch 1) butter up a slice of bread and set it butter side down in a warm skillet, 2) smear a very good sized portion of crunchy peanut butter on the upwards facing side, 3) scoop out some Marshmallow Fluff over the peanut butter (2-3 scoops should do) and spread around as best as you can (this stuff's sticky), 4) cover with another slice of buttered bread this time the butter facing to the sky, 5) grill it up well on both sides and let the contained ingredients get gooey.

To follow, after dinner 6) make a short trip to your nearest QuikTrip and purchase a lotto ticket (oh, now that's another confession for another time), 7) purchase a 24 ounce beer for $0.99 (again, a different sweet tooth, I will note that I did in the interest of some caloric conscious purchase a light beer), and 8) purchase a package of Raspberry Creme Filled Zinger Cakes.

Don't forget 9) to eat what you prepared in steps 1-5 and the Zinger from step 8 (if you're proper just eat 1/3 of the package, the recommended single serving size) and for the true connoisseur remember 10) that sweets like these go down best with the candy-coated genius of Hank Mancini.