9:02 AM >> 5 New Dinner Guests (time-travel list)

Thomas Jefferson
Benjamin Franklin
Jack Kerouac
Meriwether Lewis
Brian Wilson
My friend Brad

[P.S. Brad == Corporal]

We'd all meet at Jefferson's restored Monticello estate (all of the cordoning ropes in place for the tourists would be removed for the event.). We'd order some pizzas from P-Hut and some bone-out Flame Thrower™ chicken strips. For cordials we'll be having a keg of Sam Adams, named after the revolutionary participant and cousin of John Adams. (For more on the Adams' Brothers.) After dinner we'll have some Yukon Jack, talk shop, and ride around the grounds of Monticello on 4-wheelers.