11:57 AM >> St. Patrick's Day Nightmare

Yesterday at work there was this team of three people roving the office with battery-powered electric clippers and giving anyone not wearing green a CREW CUT--even the women!!!

Fortunately I found a green thumbtack and stuck it in my right forearm before they got to me. I mean I've been growing out my locks for a while now, I am not going to shave them off until summertime! (let heat escape to avoid mind-melt)