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3.03.2005
5:28 PM >> A Reflection upon the Seas

Sailors party don't they? They cuss I know that for sure.
I think sailors party but pirates do not. (They are more into debauchery.)
Every day is a party for a pirate. That's why in order to party they must reach the level of debauchery. Because partying is all relative.
But debauchery is no cakewalk. It takes a lot of concentration and focus to be mean and think up nasty ways to be ornery. Especially while you are partying all day.
Pirate lives are so meta. It's like a big party filled with debauchery which is really just a party and then you gotta go out and rape and pillage again, and that is a party all over again.


 
 
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