3:53 PM >> M+D == G

Moms == Google before computers existed. [They have 99% of the answers.]
But Dads = Google for questions about cars and home improvement before computers existed.

Of course, even with car and home improvement questions I will go to my Mom and say, "Does Dad know anything about carburetor?" Because you never want to make your Dad admit he doesn't know something. Dads never admit that anyway. They just make crap up if they have to. When Moms don't know something, they give you a hug and a piece of pie. (They both give the baby of the family $20 at this point as well, even is he/she is not going out.)