10:30 AM >> English version of a letter written by a guy in France to the States #6

Grandma,

You are so funny. You should really work on that stand up thing. You used to always make me and Gramps laugh.

He had big feet, didn’t he? I used to remember that. One time Grampy took me to swimming class. He was standing off to the edge and me and all the kids yanked on his trousers. He fell in and almost drowned. He would have had it not been for our instructor. Close call.

How are the ashtrays? I bet it is really hard for you to stop smoking. You probably haven’t even thought about it in years. All the hard candy probably works. But what’s the science behind that? Did you see a shrink to help you? They say those guys can really do wonders.

Sugar cookies?

- Love, Claude