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2.23.2005
11:24 AM >> Today's Lesson

Today I learned that my friend knows a 5th grade teacher in Harlem who got punched in the eye, supposedly by a 5th grader, and supposedly over a stolen pen that actually was filled with penicillin (not ink).

Then I learned that Bill Clinton went to grade school in Harlem. That's his old stompin' grounds.

Then I learned that is a bald faced lie!

Then I learned my Bill Clinton-researching friend was just kidding. BC totally went to McKinley High and his best friend was this kid >>



This was my reaction after learning everything >>



 
 
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