10:56 AM >> Hey Morons!

LISTEN UP STUPID PEOPLE.
When you appraoach an intersection that normally has a functioning traffic light, but none of the lights are on because the power is out, YOU TREAT THE INTERSECTION LIKE A FOUR-WAY STOP. Yes, pretend there is a stop sign at each corner (do not close your eyes to do so). Wait your turn and then go. LET PEOPLE TURN LEFT, IDIOTS. Unless you are late to receive a new kidney, losing 4 more seconds on your drive as someone turns left in front of you is not going to cause trouble.

HEY IDIOT ON YOUR CELL PHONE WHO IS BACKING YOUR SUV INTO A SPOT MARKED COMPACT CAR.
What is your f-ing problem? HANG UP and then park and then CALL BACK.

[screw everybody, i need some coffee]