11:09 PM >> English version of a letter written by a guy in France to the States #3

Tina

I miss you too. But I hate San Diego. As soon as I find out where the hell they sell cellophane here I’ll send that cheese you keep bugging me about. I mean geez. Have some patience. Didn’t they teach you that in school? Or your mom should have said something about that when you were a kid.

To answer your question there are mailmen here. But they don’t wear shorts like the ones back home. And if it rains they stay in and do paperwork in the office. Typical Frenchies.

Oh, the Eiffel tower fell down yesterday. Did you hear about it in the news? It was all over the BBC. Just kidding. Seriously, that wasn’t funny. Or was it?

Bye. Send me some candy when you get a chance. Okay?

- Mr. Claude