11:49 PM >> AE

this is corporal's alter ego speaking. i don't have a name or use capitals, and i am not yet as crazy/cool as kool keith/dr. octagan.
someone found our blog by googling via yahoo "bahama breeze key lime pie recipe". that is super-sweet, especially since corporal has been trying to find the taco mac buffalo wings recipe. please email it to him.
someone else found it by googling "ghost raping baby". even as a capital-shy alter ego i cannot find the words to describe what a fucked up individual that must be.
using all lower case letters makes me feel like i am crawling along the ground like some decrepit bug-monster from the mind of stephen king.
[the picture here is not me but is fun to look at]