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 >> Captain, Corporal, Ensign >>

1.13.2005
11:52 PM >> WTF

Seriously, what the fuckity fuck?!?



How come every fucking time I fucking wash my fucking jeans, they come out totally fucked up with fucking fucked-up creases and stupid-ass fucking lines down the legs?



Fucking notice the stupid-ass fucking lines near the fucking top >>



If fucking you look close, you can fucking see at least four fucking stupid-ass fucking lines across this leg alone >>



I mean, WHAT THE FUCK?????? Does anyone have any fucking special instructions I can try to fucking avoid this fucking bullshit? I've already tried like a million different fucking ideas (well, one: folding the jeans before putting them in the dryer), and I'm at the fucking end of my goddamned rope, man.


 
 
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