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 >> Captain, Corporal, Ensign >>

1.13.2005
1:23 AM >> Two guys in their cars...

INT. TED'S CAR, LIBRARY PARKING LOT

TED SLAMS SHUT THE DOOR OF HIS CHEVY CAVALIER AND STARTS THE IGNITION. TED'S CAR WAS MANUFACTURED BEFORE SEATBELTS WERE MANDATORY. HE DRIVES AWAY, OUT OF THE PARKING LOT.

AT A STOP LIGHT TED TAKES A MICRO VOICE RECORDER UNIT FROM THE ASHTRAY CONSOLE. HE HITS RECORD AND DICTATES.


TED
I intercepted an agent tonight. Though he denied his connection with the agency, I am quite sure with 98% certainty of my interception. I shall continue surveilence.

THE LIGHT GOES GREEN. PAUSING AS IF THERE WERE SOMETHING ELSE TO DICTATE, BUT NOT FINDING IT TED CLICKS OFF THE RECORDER AND PROCEEDS THROUGH THE LIGHT.

INT. THE MAN'S CAR, DOING 75 MPH

FROM THE GLOVE BOX THE MAN PULLS OUT A MICRO VOICE RECORDER.

MAN
Some mother fucker is on to me. I don't know how. I don't know. But I've been discovered. This may mean...Mother Fucker!!

THE MAN SWERVES JUST MISSING AN 18-WHEELER THAT HAS SWERVED INTO HIS LANE.

MAN
Mother Fuck!


 
 
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