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So I'm back from the beach, tanned (sunburned), rested (more tired than when I left), and relaxed (true).

What I learned at the beach:
- 3 days is quite long enough for a "family vacation"
- parents feel it is necessary to point out to you that you are sunburned every time they see you, even if they just saw you 10 minutes ago, even if you are so fucking red that you set fire to your t-shirt
- Panama City/Daytona is still the best place to see hot chicks in bikinis (nothing but families everywhere else)
- a saltwater-dipped beard is a fine thing indeed
- if your beach house has a pool, you don't need to shower the entire vacation (saltwater is exfoliating, chlorine is cleansing)
- if you have a wife, she will make you shower every day
- there is no finer way to spend your day then drinking ice-cold Coors Light and throwing the football on the beach (top this off by coming home to a BBQ)