1:59 AM >> Lent Trap

Let me tell you, the lent trap in my dryer is a big time money maker. Big time. Today I was doing laundry. Halfway through the drying cycle of the fist load, I opened the dryer to clear the lent trap and a dollar bill fell out onto the floor. A clean crisp, moutain fresh dollar bill. I was very happy, because I was going to a dollar movie (99 cents, actually) in the afternoon and had no money in my pocket. Hell, now I didn't need to go to an ATM or anything. It was mana from heaven.

Well, at the end of the drying cycle, I opened the door and another dollar fell out. I could now see a double feature, if I really wanted. I didn't. But I think I have stumbled on to something. My dryer seems to be a money making machine. This is better than a tree that flowers dollar bills. All you have to do is insert dirty clothes, add some fabric softener and deterget, then dry, and you are blessed with dollar bills.

Now that is sweet. Sweet.