11:17 PM >> Hot, so hot!

As you well know, Hot Pockets these days come equipped with a "crisping sleeve." On the sleeve is a warning: DO NOT REUSE CRISPING SLEEVE. What happens if you do? Who knows! But as soon as I find something that needs crisping in the microwave, we shall find out... [Better use the backup microwave for this one.]

P.S. If you do not let your Hot Pockets sit for the recommended two minutes after cooking them, you really gotta start doing that. They still taste great, and there is so much less pain involved.