8:24 AM >> "Hey, you look like David Arquette."

Cashier: "Hey, you look like David Arquette."
Corporal: "Yeah, I get that a lot."
Cash: "Oh yeah?"
Corp: "Sure, about once a week--it's great."
Cash: "Well, you really look just like him."
Corp: "I drink energy drinks so I can act like him, too."
Cash: "Really?"
Corp: "Yeah. Today, I am drinking Rooster Booster."
Cash: "Uh huh."
Corp: "This is so disappointing."
Cash: "What is?"
Corp: "This conversation. Every stupid conversation about how I look like David Arquette."
Cash: "Why is that?"
Corp: "Because every one ends with an awkward moment. Like this one."
Cash: "That's just in your head, bro."
Corp: "You think? It happens every time."
Cash: "Here, take this vial of ginseng."
Corp: "For free?"
Cash: "Yeah dude. Don't worry about it."
Corp: "Thanks."