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4.08.2004
11:14 PM >> Crack of Dawn, yo!

[Here is a fun game. Look through my blogs and count how many deal with food.]

So now they sell Rooster Booster [Energy Drink] in the soda fountain at QT. That means you can get 64 ounces for 99 freakin' cents. [RULE >> Write out anything from 1-10, use numbers for anything greater. I can still remember learning this lesson from my friend Andreas. He has a baby boy now.] The point is:

99 FREAKIN' CENTS, PEOPLE!!!

Do you understand the ramifications of this. [Used period instead of question mark on purpose for emphasis. Look for a future blog dealing with the nature of question marks in the future.] Normal energy drinks (Red Bull, KMX, etc.) cost $1.99 for 8.3 ounces. [I am not sure of the rule when dealing with decimals or fractions.] So for half the cost you get almost eight energy drinks. Holy crap. I have already learned how dangerous it is to have 44 ounces of Rooster Booster in the refrigerator, ready to be drunk at a moments notice--without that awful guilty feeling that you just wasted two dollars on 8.3 ounces of bull piss. [The cost adds up when you are an obsessive-compulsive with miserly tendencies.] I drank approximately 10 ounces of Rooster Booster tonight at 9:13 PM. Why?

BECAUSE IT WAS THERE.

On the plus side, I have a feeling I will be getting a lot more accomplished nowadays.


 
 
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