2:54 PM >> RUBBER CHICK NO EYE



In this dream I owned a farm. We had pigs. We had cows. We grew soy. And we grew corn. In my sleep within the dream I was visited by an aparition who told me that my farm would be destroyed if...

And he never finished. So when I woke the next morning and took the slop bucket out to the hogs I was visited again. The aparition in the daylight took the form of a 30 foot high rubber chicken. He told me to sell the farm. He told me to leave the country. He asked if I could give him a lesson on running the combine. I did and then I packed up the family we moved away.

We moved to the far east. We became monks of the far east. We surrounded ourselves with flowers and wore robes and took baths in waterfalls. In the evenings we would pray and work on our medition.

I wonder how the farm is.

6:22 PM >> Photoshopping Jesus 2.0

Here's a new one inspired by JC's biggest rival next to ole' Luciferous.