9:20 PM >> New Product Act Now

This amazing and new product is a must have for every child, teenager, family man, mother daughter, father sister, grandpa, grandma and absolutely everyone. This new product will change lives. This new product will increase your sex drive. It will smarten you up. It will get you to work on time. I will fill your car with gas. It is the new peanut butter. The new Kleenex.


It's just plain awesome. Everyone go out now buy one and put it to work!


"My wife and I own two and we just love love love it. I mean get one. Get one now!"
- BK Ensign

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7:33 AM >> 1 NAME, BEARD

Taking a clue from my face my neighborhood friendly watering hole uses the following moniker for me on all offical documents. See the highlighted portion below. A barkeeptress a couple of weeks ago when she'd see me without the beard. They're crazy obsecess with beards over there or something. It's great. Beards are great. Don't you agree. Please speak up. Beard to the Yay! or Beard to the Nay!

11:32 PM >> Flava

My life feels so flat right now. Is this what happens when you turn 31. Or is it just sneaky-depression caused by Harry Potter being over. What a great book. I can't decide whether I want to read it again straight away or read all of the books again in order now.

Have you read Watchmen yet? Read it before the movie comes out. Don't worry, that gives you until 2009. But trust me here. The movie will suck-A. [After you read it, wait six months, then read again.]

Are you wathcing Flight of The Conchords yet? Why not, dicknose. It is hilarious. Here is the best-named rap song ever, Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros. But these guys are not rappers. They are New Zealand's fourth-most-popular folk-parody band. And this song is the truest ode to a hot chick at a party ever written.

Next time you buy a CD, buy something by U.N.K.L.E. You won't be disappointed. And no, they are not just "experimental hip-hop" as described by Allmusic.

OK that's enough marching orders for now.

3:57 PM >> Do you deliver to AMERICA

This is the best thing I've ever seen. And I can't even tell what the toppings are. It figures it would take the Pizza Scientists in Japan to finally find a useful thing to do with the crust.

11:22 PM >> ala Gnarls

I don't know what is crazier--that I just had my four-year wedding anniversary last week, or that my little sister actually got married this weekend, or that I am older than characters in a sitcom now.

For our anniversary we ate Mexican (#37, chicken enchilada, please), and then we saw The Simpsons. Ladies, take note: THAT is how you celebrate an anniv.

Wow, did you know that "In the United States one can receive a greeting from the President for any wedding anniversary after the 50th"?
[Thanks, Wiki]

3:15 PM >> Okrae Baby

10:25 PM >> Less Than Meets Your Face

So I saw TRANSFORMERS tonight. Fahking Michael Bay. That's all I can say on this matter. At least he cast two smoking-hot female leads.

My favorite actors? Glad you asked. Off the top of my head >>
1) Guy Pearce
2) David Cross
3) Don Cheadle
4) Clive Owen
5) Christian Bale
6) Ewan McGregor
7) Cillian Murphy
8) Dan Castellaneta
9) Brad Pitt
10) Marky Mark Wahlberg

Honorable Mention >> Jason Lee simply for his all-shouting performance in Mallrats

My favorite actresses? Well I need something to blog about six months from now, don't I?

7:31 AM >> Thanks, Googer II

Here's what my name has done lately in answer to your question, Corp.

Results of "Damian Dunn" on Google book search.

9:02 PM >> Thanks, Googer

Guess what, my name is the phonetical spelling of the word "broadcloth." What has YOUR name done lately?

7:06 PM >> Eating Brains

We're all smart people. We are. Though sometimes our intellect is challenged. There are those who'll drop little hints to say 'hey come on you're smarter than that' or 'that was low' or 'dip-sphiff don't say dumb-butt things like that'.



Whatever, whatever whatever.

I've found the cure to this all and that is eating brains. Eat a brain and instantly you're smarter. Just eat a brain -- human, bovine, poultry, rodentia. Whatever. Just eat a brain and you're all of a sudden more intelligent for it.



I've tried brain and it was great. And I don't even have nightmares about it. I'm just smarter. Just like that.

Are you my friend? If the answer is yes--try some brains.

10:32 PM >> memorandum

This Wikipedia page totally reminded me of Ensign.

9:26 PM >> Cake Face NYE2K6

Have you guys seen this. It is great and will make Meredith kill me when she sees it on here. Except she never reads my blog. So this is my revenge.



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